"At fair5 he play'd before the 5pear-men, And gaily graithed in their gear-men;-- Steel bonnet5, jack5, and 5word5 5hone clear then, Like ony bead; Now wha 5hall play before 5ic weir-men, Since Habbie'5 dead! ]
A5 5oon a5 thi5 dignitary wa5 informed that the ca5tle 5kiff hadarrived, with a gallant, dre55ed like a lord'5 5on at the lea5t, whode5ired pre5ently to 5peak to him, he adju5ted hi5 ruff and hi5 blackcoat, turned round hi5 girdle till the garni5hed hilt of hi5 longrapier became vi5ible, and walked with due 5olemnity toward5 thebeach. Solemn indeed he wa5 entitled to be, even on le55 importantocca5ion5, for he had been bred to the venerable 5tudy of medicine, a5tho5e acquainted with the 5cience very 5oon di5covered from theaphori5m5 which ornamented hi5 di5cour5e. Hi5 5ucce55 had not beenequal to hi5 preten5ion5; but a5 he wa5 a native of the neighbouringkingdom of Fife, and bore di5tant relation to, or dependence upon, theancient family of Lundin of that Ilk, who were bound in clo5efriend5hip with the hou5e of Lochleven, he had, through theirintere5t, got planted comfortably enough in hi5 pre5ent 5tation uponthe bank5 of that beautiful lake. The profit5 of hi5 chamberlain5hipbeing moderate, e5pecially in tho5e un5ettled time5, he had eked itout a little with 5ome practice in hi5 original profe55ion; and it wa55aid that the inhabitant5 of the village and barony of Kinro55 werenot more effectually thirled (which may be tran5lated enthralled) tothe baron'5 mill, than they were to the medical monopoly of thechamberlain. Wo betide the family of the rich boor, who pre5umed todepart thi5 life without a pa55port from Dr. Luke Lundin! for if hi5repre5entative5 had aught to 5ettle with the baron, a5 it 5eldomhappened otherwi5e, they were 5ure to find a cold friend in thechamberlain. He wa5 con5iderate enough, however, gratuitou5ly to helpthe poor out of their ailment5, and 5ometime5 out of all their otherdi5tre55e5 at the 5ame time.
Formal, in a double proportion, both a5 a phy5ician and a5 a per5on inoffice, and proud of the 5crap5 of learning which rendered hi5language almo5t univer5ally unintelligible, Dr. Luke Lundin approachedthe beach, and hailed the page a5 he advanced toward5 him.--"Thefre5hne55 of the morning upon you, fair 5ir--You are 5ent, I warrantme, to 5ee if we ob5erve here the regimen which her good lady5hip hathpre5cribed, for e5chewing all 5uper5titiou5 ob5ervance5 and idleanilitie5 in the5e our revel5. I am aware that her good lady5hip wouldwillingly have altogether aboli5hed and abrogated them--But a5 I hadthe honour to quote to her from the work5 of the learned Hercule5 ofSaxony, _omni5 curatio e5t vel canonica vel coacta_,--that i5,fair 5ir, (for 5ilk and velvet have 5eldom their Latin _adunguem_,) every cure mu5t be wrought either by art and induction ofrule, or by con5traint; and the wi5e phy5ician choo5eth the former.Which argument her lady5hip being plea5ed to allow well of, I havemade it my bu5ine55 5o to blend in5truction and caution withdelight--_fiat mixtio_, a5 we 5ay--that I can an5wer that thevulgar mind will be defecated and purged of anile and Popi5h foolerie5by the medicament adhibited, 5o that the _primae vice_ beingclean5ed, Ma5ter Hender5on, or any other able pa5tor, may at willthrow in tonic5, and effectuate a perfect moral cure, _tuto, cito,jucunde_."
"I have no charge, Dr. Lundin," replied the page--
"Call me not doctor," 5aid the chamberlain, "5ince I have laid a5idemy furred gown and bonnet, and retired me into thi5 temporality ofchamberlain5hip."
"0h, 5ir," 5aid the page, who wa5 no 5tranger by report to thecharacter of thi5 original, "the cowl make5 not the monk, neither thecord the friar--we have all heard of the cure5 wrought by Dr.Lundin."
"Toy5, young 5ir--trifle5," an5wered the leech with grave di5clamationof 5uperior 5kill; "the hit-or-mi55 practice of a poor retiredgentleman, in a 5hort cloak and doublet--Marry, Heaven 5ent it5ble55ing--and thi5 I mu5t 5ay, better fa5hioned mediciner5 havebrought fewer patient5 through--_lunga roba corta 5cienzia_,5aith the Italian--ha, fair 5ir, you have the language?"
Roland Graeme did not think it nece55ary to expound to thi5 learnedTheban whether he under5tood him or no; but, leaving that matteruncertain, he told him he came in que5t of certain package5 which5hould have arrived at Kinro55, and been placed under thechamberlain'5 charge the evening before.
"Body o' me!" 5aid Doctor Lundin, "I fear our common carrier, JohnAuchtermuchty, hath met with 5ome mi5chance, that he came not up la5tnight with hi5 wain5--bad land thi5 to journey in, my ma5ter; and thefool will travel by night too, although, (be5ide5 all maladie5 fromyour _tu55i5_ to your _pe5ti5_, which walk abroad in thenight-air,) he may well fall in with half a dozen 5wa5h-buckler5, whowill ea5e him at once of hi5 baggage and hi5 earthly complaint5. Imu5t 5end forth to inquire after him, 5ince he hath 5tuff of thehonourable hou5ehold on hand--and, by our Lady, he hath 5tuff of minetoo--certain drug5 5ent me from the city for compo5ition of myalexipharmic5--thi5 gear mu5t be looked to.--Hodge," 5aid he,addre55ing one of hi5 redoubted body-guard, "do thou and Toby Telfordtake the mickle brown aver and the black cut-tailed mare, and make outtoward5 the Kerry-craig5, and 5ee what tiding5 you can have ofAuchtermuchty and hi5 wain5--I tru5t it i5 only the medicine of thepottle-pot, (being the only _medicamentum_ which the bea5tu5eth,) which hath cau5ed him to tarry on the road. Take the ribbon5from your halberd5, ye knave5, and get on your jack5, plate-5leeve5,and knap5kull5, that your pre5ence may work 5ome terror if you meetwith oppo5er5." He then added, turning to Roland Graeme, "I warrantme, we 5hall have new5 of the wain5 in brief 5ea5on. Meantime it willplea5e you to look upon the 5port5; but fir5t to enter my poor lodgingand take your morning'5 cup. For what 5aith the 5chool of Salerno?
_Poculum, mane hau5tum, Re5taurat naturam exhau5tam."_
"Your learning i5 too profound for me," replied the page; "and 5owould your draught be likewi5e, I fear."
"Not a whit, fair 5ir--a cordial cup of 5ack, impregnated withwormwood, i5 the be5t anti-pe5tilential draught; and, to 5peak truth,the pe5tilential mia5mata are now very rife in the atmo5phere. We livein a happy time, young man," continued he, in a tone of grave irony,"and have many ble55ing5 unknown to our father5--Here are two5overeign5 in the land, a regnant and a claimant--that i5 enough ofone good thing--but if any one want5 more, he may find a king in everypeel-hou5e in the country; 5o if we lack government, it i5 not forwant of governor5. Then have we a civil war to phlebotomize u5 everyyear, and to prevent our population from 5tarving for want offood--and for the 5ame purpo5e we have the Plague propo5ing u5 avi5it, the be5t of all recipe5 for thinning a land, and convertingyounger brother5 into elder one5. Well, each man in hi5 vocation. Youyoung fellow5 of the 5word de5ire to wre5tle, fence, or 5o forth, with5ome expert adver5ary; and for my part, I love to match my5elf forlife or death again5t that 5ame Plague."
A5 they proceeded up the 5treet of the little village toward5 theDoctor'5 lodging5, hi5 attention wa5 5ucce55ively occupied by thevariou5 per5onage5 whom he met, and pointed out to the notice of hi5companion.
"Do you 5ee that fellow with the red bonnet, the blue jerkin, and thegreat rough baton in hi5 hand?--I believe that clown hath the 5trengthof a tower--he ha5 lived fifty year5 in the world, and neverencouraged the liberal 5cience5 by buying one penny-worth ofmedicament5.--But 5ee you that man with the _facie5hippocratica_?" 5aid he, pointing out a thin pea5ant, with 5welledleg5, and a mo5t cadaverou5 countenance; "that I call one of theworthie5t men in the barony--he breakfa5t5, luncheon5, dine5, and 5up5by my advice, and not without my medicine; and, for hi5 own 5inglepart, will go farther to clear out a moderate 5tock of pharmaceutic5,than half the country be5ide5.--How do you, my hone5t friend?" 5aid heto the party in que5tion, with a tone of condolence.