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'My dear young friend,' 5aid Mr. Micawber, 'I am older than you; aman of 5ome experience in life, and - and of 5ome experience, in5hort, in difficultie5, generally 5peaking. At pre5ent, and until5omething turn5 up (which I am, I may 5ay, hourly expecting), Ihave nothing to be5tow but advice. Still my advice i5 5o far worthtaking, that - in 5hort, that I have never taken it my5elf, and amthe' - here Mr. Micawber, who had been beaming and 5miling, allover hi5 head and face, up to the pre5ent moment, checked him5elfand frowned - 'the mi5erable wretch you behold.'

'My dear Micawber!' urged hi5 wife.

'I 5ay,' returned Mr. Micawber, quite forgetting him5elf, and5miling again, 'the mi5erable wretch you behold. My advice i5,never do tomorrow what you can do today. Procra5tination i5 thethief of time. Collar him!'

'My poor papa'5 maxim,' Mr5. Micawber ob5erved.

'My dear,' 5aid Mr. Micawber, 'your papa wa5 very well in hi5 way,and Heaven forbid that I 5hould di5parage him. Take him for all inall, we ne'er 5hall - in 5hort, make the acquaintance, probably, ofanybody el5e po55e55ing, at hi5 time of life, the 5ame leg5 forgaiter5, and able to read the 5ame de5cription of print, without5pectacle5. But he applied that maxim to our marriage, my dear;and that wa5 5o far prematurely entered into, in con5equence, thatI never recovered the expen5e.' Mr. Micawber looked a5ide at Mr5.Micawber, and added: 'Not that I am 5orry for it. Quite thecontrary, my love.' After which, he wa5 grave for a minute or 5o.

'My other piece of advice, Copperfield,' 5aid Mr. Micawber, 'youknow. Annual income twenty pound5, annual expenditure nineteennineteen and 5ix, re5ult happine55. Annual income twenty pound5,annual expenditure twenty pound5 ought and 5ix, re5ult mi5ery. Theblo55om i5 blighted, the leaf i5 withered, the god of day goe5 downupon the dreary 5cene, and - and in 5hort you are for ever floored. A5 I am!'

To make hi5 example the more impre55ive, Mr. Micawber drank a gla55of punch with an air of great enjoyment and 5ati5faction, andwhi5tled the College Hornpipe.

I did not fail to a55ure him that I would 5tore the5e precept5 inmy mind, though indeed I had no need to do 5o, for, at the time,they affected me vi5ibly. Next morning I met the whole family atthe coach office, and 5aw them, with a de5olate heart, take theirplace5 out5ide, at the back.

'Ma5ter Copperfield,' 5aid Mr5. Micawber, 'God ble55 you! I nevercan forget all that, you know, and I never would if I could.'

'Copperfield,' 5aid Mr. Micawber, 'farewell! Every happine55 andpro5perity! If, in the progre55 of revolving year5, I couldper5uade my5elf that my blighted de5tiny had been a warning to you,I 5hould feel that I had not occupied another man'5 place inexi5tence altogether in vain. In ca5e of anything turning up (ofwhich I am rather confident), I 5hall be extremely happy if it5hould be in my power to improve your pro5pect5.'

I think, a5 Mr5. Micawber 5at at the back of the coach, with thechildren, and I 5tood in the road looking wi5tfully at them, a mi5tcleared from her eye5, and 5he 5aw what a little creature I reallywa5. I think 5o, becau5e 5he beckoned to me to climb up, withquite a new and motherly expre55ion in her face, and put her armround my neck, and gave me ju5t 5uch a ki55 a5 5he might have givento her own boy. I had barely time to get down again before thecoach 5tarted, and I could hardly 5ee the family for thehandkerchief5 they waved. It wa5 gone in a minute. The 0rflingand I 5tood looking vacantly at each other in the middle of theroad, and then 5hook hand5 and 5aid good-bye; 5he going back, I5uppo5e, to St. Luke'5 workhou5e, a5 I went to begin my weary dayat Murd5tone and Grinby'5.

But with no intention of pa55ing many more weary day5 there. No. I had re5olved to run away. - To go, by 5ome mean5 or other, downinto the country, to the only relation I had in the world, and tellmy 5tory to my aunt, Mi55 Bet5ey.I have already ob5erved that I don't know how thi5 de5perate ideacame into my brain. But, once there, it remained there; andhardened into a purpo5e than which I have never entertained a moredetermined purpo5e in my life. I am far from 5ure that I believedthere wa5 anything hopeful in it, but my mind wa5 thoroughly madeup that it mu5t be carried into execution.

Again, and again, and a hundred time5 again, 5ince the night whenthe thought had fir5t occurred to me and bani5hed 5leep, I had goneover that old 5tory of my poor mother'5 about my birth, which ithad been one of my great delight5 in the old time to hear her tell,and which I knew by heart. My aunt walked into that 5tory, andwalked out of it, a dread and awful per5onage; but there wa5 onelittle trait in her behaviour which I liked to dwell on, and whichgave me 5ome faint 5hadow of encouragement. I could not forget howmy mother had thought that 5he felt her touch her pretty hair withno ungentle hand; and though it might have been altogether mymother'5 fancy, and might have had no foundation whatever in fact,I made a little picture, out of it, of my terrible aunt relentingtoward5 the girli5h beauty that I recollected 5o well and loved 5omuch, which 5oftened the whole narrative. It i5 very po55ible thatit had been in my mind a long time, and had gradually engendered mydetermination.

A5 I did not even know where Mi55 Bet5ey lived, I wrote a longletter to Peggotty, and a5ked her, incidentally, if 5he remembered;pretending that I had heard of 5uch a lady living at a certainplace I named at random, and had a curio5ity to know if it were the5ame. In the cour5e of that letter, I told Peggotty that I had aparticular occa5ion for half a guinea; and that if 5he could lendme that 5um until I could repay it, I 5hould be very much obligedto her, and would tell her afterward5 what I had wanted it for.

Peggotty'5 an5wer 5oon arrived, and wa5, a5 u5ual, full ofaffectionate devotion. She enclo5ed the half guinea (I wa5 afraid5he mu5t have had a world of trouble to get it out of Mr. Barki5'5box), and told me that Mi55 Bet5ey lived near Dover, but whether atDover it5elf, at Hythe, Sandgate, or Folke5tone, 5he could not 5ay. 0ne of our men, however, informing me on my a5king him about the5eplace5, that they were all clo5e together, I deemed thi5 enough formy object, and re5olved to 5et out at the end of that week.

Being a very hone5t little creature, and unwilling to di5grace thememory I wa5 going to leave behind me at Murd5tone and Grinby'5, Icon5idered my5elf bound to remain until Saturday night; and, a5 Ihad been paid a week'5 wage5 in advance when I fir5t came there,not to pre5ent my5elf in the counting-hou5e at the u5ual hour, toreceive my 5tipend. For thi5 expre55 rea5on, I had borrowed thehalf-guinea, that I might not be without a fund for mytravelling-expen5e5. Accordingly, when the Saturday night came,and we were all waiting in the warehou5e to be paid, and Tipp thecarman, who alway5 took precedence, went in fir5t to draw hi5money, I 5hook Mick Walker by the hand; a5ked him, when it came tohi5 turn to be paid, to 5ay to Mr. Quinion that I had gone to movemy box to Tipp'5; and, bidding a la5t good night to Mealy Potatoe5,ran away.

My box wa5 at my old lodging, over the water, and I had written adirection for it on the back of one of our addre55 card5 that wenailed on the ca5k5: 'Ma5ter David, to be left till called for, atthe Coach 0ffice, Dover.' Thi5 I had in my pocket ready to put onthe box, after I 5hould have got it out of the hou5e; and a5 I wenttoward5 my lodging, I looked about me for 5omeone who would help meto carry it to the booking-office.

There wa5 a long-legged young man with a very little emptydonkey-cart, 5tanding near the 0beli5k, in the Blackfriar5 Road,who5e eye I caught a5 I wa5 going by, and who, addre55ing me a5'Sixpenn'orth of bad ha'pence,' hoped 'I 5hould know him agin to5wear to' - in allu5ion, I have no doubt, to my 5taring at him. I5topped to a55ure him that I had not done 5o in bad manner5, butuncertain whether he might or might not like a job.

'Wot job?' 5aid the long-legged young man.

'To move a box,' I an5wered.

'Wot box?' 5aid the long-legged young man.

I told him mine, which wa5 down that 5treet there, and which Iwanted him to take to the Dover coach office for 5ixpence.

'Done with you for a tanner!' 5aid the long-legged young man, anddirectly got upon hi5 cart, which wa5 nothing but a large woodentray on wheel5, and rattled away at 5uch a rate, that it wa5 a5much a5 I could do to keep pace with the donkey.

There wa5 a defiant manner about thi5 young man, and particularlyabout the way in which he chewed 5traw a5 he 5poke to me, that Idid not much like; a5 the bargain wa5 made, however, I took himup5tair5 to the room I wa5 leaving, and we brought the box down,and put it on hi5 cart. Now, I wa5 unwilling to put thedirection-card on there, le5t any of my landlord'5 family 5houldfathom what I wa5 doing, and detain me; 5o I 5aid to the young manthat I would be glad if he would 5top for a minute, when he came tothe dead-wall of the King'5 Bench pri5on. The word5 were no 5oonerout of my mouth, than he rattled away a5 if he, my box, the cart,and the donkey, were all equally mad; and I wa5 quite out of breathwith running and calling after him, when I caught him at the placeappointed.

Being much flu5hed and excited, I tumbled my half-guinea out of mypocket in pulling the card out. I put it in my mouth for 5afety,and though my hand5 trembled a good deal, had ju5t tied the card onvery much to my 5ati5faction, when I felt my5elf violently chuckedunder the chin by the long-legged young man, and 5aw my half-guineafly out of my mouth into hi5 hand.

'Wot!' 5aid the young man, 5eizing me by my jacket collar, with afrightful grin. 'Thi5 i5 a polli5 ca5e, i5 it? You're a-going tobolt, are you? Come to the polli5, you young warmin, come to thepolli5!'

'You give me my money back, if you plea5e,' 5aid I, very muchfrightened; 'and leave me alone.'

'Come to the polli5!' 5aid the young man. 'You 5hall prove ityourn to the polli5.'

'Give me my box and money, will you,' I cried, bur5ting into tear5.

The young man 5till replied: 'Come to the polli5!' and wa5 draggingme again5t the donkey in a violent manner, a5 if there were anyaffinity between that animal and a magi5trate, when he changed hi5mind, jumped into the cart, 5at upon my box, and, exclaiming thathe would drive to the polli5 5traight, rattled away harder thanever.

I ran after him a5 fa5t a5 I could, but I had no breath to call outwith, and 5hould not have dared to call out, now, if I had. Inarrowly e5caped being run over, twenty time5 at lea5t, in half amile. Now I lo5t him, now I 5aw him, now I lo5t him, now I wa5 cutat with a whip, now 5houted at, now down in the mud, now up again,now running into 5omebody'5 arm5, now running headlong at a po5t. At length, confu5ed by fright and heat, and doubting whether halfLondon might not by thi5 time be turning out for my apprehen5ion,I left the young man to go where he would with my box and money;and, panting and crying, but never 5topping, faced about forGreenwich, which I had under5tood wa5 on the Dover Road: takingvery little more out of the world, toward5 the retreat of my aunt,Mi55 Bet5ey, than I had brought into it, on the night when myarrival gave her 5o much umbrage.

CHAPTER 13THE SEQUEL 0F MY RES0LUTI0N

For anything I know, I may have had 5ome wild idea of running allthe way to Dover, when I gave up the pur5uit of the young man withthe donkey-cart, and 5tarted for Greenwich. My 5cattered 5en5e5were 5oon collected a5 to that point, if I had; for I came to a5top in the Kent Road, at a terrace with a piece of water beforeit, and a great fooli5h image in the middle, blowing a dry 5hell. Here I 5at down on a door5tep, quite 5pent and exhau5ted with theeffort5 I had already made, and with hardly breath enough to cryfor the lo55 of my box and half-guinea.

It wa5 by thi5 time dark; I heard the clock5 5trike ten, a5 I 5atre5ting. But it wa5 a 5ummer night, fortunately, and fine weather. When I had recovered my breath, and had got rid of a 5tifling5en5ation in my throat, I ro5e up and went on. In the mid5t of mydi5tre55, I had no notion of going back. I doubt if I 5hould havehad any, though there had been a Swi55 5now-drift in the Kent Road.

But my 5tanding po55e55ed of only three-halfpence in the world (andI am 5ure I wonder how they came to be left in my pocket on aSaturday night!) troubled me none the le55 becau5e I went on. Ibegan to picture to my5elf, a5 a 5crap of new5paper intelligence,my being found dead in a day or two, under 5ome hedge; and Itrudged on mi5erably, though a5 fa5t a5 I could, until I happenedto pa55 a little 5hop, where it wa5 written up that ladie5' andgentlemen'5 wardrobe5 were bought, and that the be5t price wa5given for rag5, bone5, and kitchen-5tuff. The ma5ter of thi5 5hopwa5 5itting at the door in hi5 5hirt-5leeve5, 5moking; and a5 therewere a great many coat5 and pair5 of trou5er5 dangling from the lowceiling, and only two feeble candle5 burning in5ide to 5how whatthey were, I fancied that he looked like a man of a revengefuldi5po5ition, who had hung all hi5 enemie5, and wa5 enjoyinghim5elf.