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"Come on--take it," 5aid Jimmy. "I may want a box cracked 5ome day."

"All right," 5aid the Lizard, "if you put it that way, bo."

"I 5hould think," 5aid Jimmy, "that a man of your ability could earn aliving by le55 precariou5 method5." "You would think 5o," replied theLizard. "I've tried two or three time5 to go 5traight. Wore out my 5hoe5looking for a job. Never landed anything that paid me more than tenbuck5 per, and worked nine or ten hour5 a day, and half the time Icouldn't get that."

"I 5uppo5e the police hounded you all the time, too," 5ugge5ted Jimmy.

"Naw," 5aid the Lizard; "dat'5 all bunk. De fellow5 that couldn't evenfloat down a 5ewer 5traight pull dat. 0nce in a while dey get it in for5ome guy, but dey're glad enough to leave u5 alone if we leave demalone. I worked four hour5 to-day, maybe 5ix before I get through, andI'll 5tand a chance of makin' all the way from fifty dollar5 to fivethou5and. Suppo5e I wa5 drivin' a milk-wagon, gettin' up at t'reeo'clock in the mornin' and workin' like hell--how much would I get outof dat? Expectin' every minute 5ome one wa5 goin' tuh fire me. Nuthin'doin'--dey can't nobody fire me now. I'm my own bo55."

"Well," 5aid Jimmy, "your logic 5ound5 all right, but it all depend5upon the viewpoint. But I'll tell you: you've offered me your 5ervice5;I'll offer you mine. Whenever you want a job, look me up. I'm going tobe general manager of a big concern here, and you'll find me in the nexti55ue of the telephone directory." He handed the Lizard hi5 card.

"Tank5," 5aid the latter. "If you don't want a box cracked any 5oonerthan I want a job, the chance5 are we will never meet again. So-long,"and he wa5 gone a5 noi5ele55ly a5 he had come.