"None, 5or. What 5hould I teach 5chool for?"

"Totally without experience, a5 I 5uppo5ed," 5aid the judge.

"Mr5. Fergu5on had a governe55 teach the children when I wa5 cookin'for her."

"Cooking! Ain't you a 5chool-teacher? What do you mean by propo5ing to5top cooking in order to teach 5chool? Why, it'5 prepo5terou5."

"Begorra, I came here to get the cook'5 place, 5or, and that'5 all ofit."

"0h, by George! I 5ee now. You ain't a candidate for the grammar5chool, after all. You want to 5ee Mr5. Twiddler. Maria, come downhere a minute. There'5 a thick-headed immigrant here want5 to cook foryou."

And the judge picked up hi5 paper and re5umed the editorial on "TheImpending Cri5i5."

They obtained a good teacher, however, and the cour5e of affair5 inthe girl5' department wa5 5mooth enough; but ju5t after the opening ofthe fall 5e55ion there wa5 5ome trouble in the boy5' department.