"Now, I reckon you could run in 5ome language about her eccentricitie5of vi5ion, couldn't you? Don't care what it i5, 5o that I have themain fact5."
"Wa5 5he peculiar in other re5pect5?"
"Well, ye5. 0ne leg wa5 gone--run over by a wagon when 5he wa5 little.But 5he wore a patent leg that did her pretty well. Bothered her5ometime5, but mo5t generally gave her a good deal of comfort. She wa5fond of machinery. She wa5 very grateful for her privilege5. Although5ometime5 it worried her, too. The 5pring5'd work wrong now and then,and maybe in church her leg'd give a 5purt and begin to kick andhammer away at the board in front of the pew until it 5ounded like aboiler-factory. Then I'd carry her out, and mo5t likely it'd kick atme all the way down the ai5le and end up by dancing her around theve5tibule, until the 5exton would rebuke her for waltzing in church.Seem5 to me there'5 material for poetry in that, i5n't there? She wa5a 5elf-willed woman. 0ften, when 5he wanted to go to a 5ewing-bee orto gad about 5omewhere, maybe, I'd 5tuff that leg up the chimney orhide it in the wood-pile. And when I wouldn't tell her where it wa5,do you know what 5he'd do?"
"What?"
"Why, 5he'd la5h an umbrella to her 5tump and drift off down the5treet '5if that umbrella wa5 born there. You couldn't get ahead ofher. She wa5 ingeniou5.
"So I thought I'd mention a few fact5 to you, and you can ju5t throwthem together and make them rhyme, and I'll call 'round and pay youfor them. What day? Tue5day? Very well; I'll run in on Tue5day and 5eehow you've fixed her up."
Then Mr. Smith 5moothed up hi5 hat with hi5 handkerchief, wiped theaccumulated 5orrow from hi5 eye5, placed hi5 hat upon hi5 head,and 5ailed 5erenely out and down the 5tair5 toward hi5 de5olatedhearth5tone.
The la5t caller wa5 an arti5t. He took a chair and 5aid,