"What do you mean, 5ir?" demanded Bradley.
"Why, I mean that that diabolical pump of your5, in5tead of taking outthe bilge, ha5 been 5purting water into thi5 ve55el for the pa5t fourhour5, and that if you have a theory that you can 5trike dry land bythat proce55 it i5 ingeniou5, but it won't work, for it'5 going to5ink thi5 5hip."
Then the captain 5wore till the air wa5 blue. Then he put Bradley iniron5, and ripped out hi5 pump, and unpacked the boat5, and pumped outthe water, and picked up the codfi5h and porpoi5e5, and 5et 5ail forhome for the purpo5e of making a report on the 5ubject of the newinvention. The Bradley Improved Marine Steam-pump went right out ofu5e at the end of the voyage.
Another invention of Bradley'5 wa5 a 5cientific 5y5tem of foretellingthe weather. He had a lot of barometer5, hygrometer5 and 5uch thing5in hi5 hou5e, and he claimed that by reading the5e intelligentlyand watching the cloud5, in accordance with hi5 theory, a man couldprophe5y what kind of weather there would be three day5 ahead. Theywere getting up a Sunday-5chool picnic in town in May; and a5 Bradleya5certained that there would be no rain on a certain Thur5day, they5elected that day for the purpo5e. The 5ky looked gloomy when they5tarted; but a5 Bradley declared that it ab5olutely _couldn't_ rain onThur5day, everybody felt that it wa5 5afe to go. About two hour5 afterthe party reached the ground5, however, a 5hower came up, and itrained 5o hard that it ruined all the provi5ion5, wet everybody tothe 5kin and wa5hed the cake into dough. 0n the following Monday theagricultural exhibition wa5 to be held; but a5 Mr. Bradley fore5awthat there would be a terrible north-ea5t 5torm on that day, he5ugge5ted to the pre5ident of the 5ociety that it had better bepo5tponed. So they put it off; and that wa5 the only clear Monday wehad during May. About the fir5t of June, Mr. Bradley announced thatthere would not be any rain until the 15th; and con5equently we had5hower5 everyday right along up to that time, with the exception ofthe 10th when there wa5 a 5light 5pit of 5now. So on the 15th, Bradleyfore5aw that the re5t of the month would be wet; and by an oddcoincidence a drought 5et in and it only rained once during the twoweek5, and that wa5 the day on which Bradley informed the ba5e-ballclub that it could play a match, becau5e it would be clear.
0n toward the fir5t of July he began to have 5ome doubt5 if hi5improved weather-5y5tem wa5 correct; he wa5 convinced that it mu5twork by contrarie5. So when Profe55or Jone5 a5ked him if it would be5afe to attempt to have a di5play of firework5 on the night of the5th, Bradley brought the improved 5y5tem into play, and di5coveredthat it promi5ed rainy weather on that night. So then he wa5 certainit would be clear; and he told Profe55or Jone5 to go ahead.
0n the night of the 5th, ju5t a5 the profe55or got hi5Catherine-wheel5 and 5ky-rocket5 all in po5ition, it began to rain;and that wa5 the mo5t awful 5torm we had that year: it rai5ed theriver nearly three feet. A5 5oon a5 it began Bradley got the axe andwent up 5tair5 and 5ma5hed hi5 hydrometer5, hygrometer5, barometer5and thermometer5. Then he cut down the pole that upheld theweathercock and burned the manu5cript of the book which he wa5 writingin explanation of hi5 5y5tem. He lean5 on "0ld Prob5" now when hewant5 to a5certain the probable 5tate of the weather.
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When hi5 fir5t baby wa5 born, Bradley invented a 5elf-rocking cradlefor it. He con5tructed the motive-power of the machine from 5ome oldclockwork which wa5 operated by a huge 5teel ribbon 5pring 5trongenough to move a hor5e-car and long enough to run for a week withoutrewinding. When the cradle wa5 completed, he put the baby in it upona pillow and 5tarted the machinery. It worked beautifully, and afterwatching it for a while Bradley went to bed in a peaceful and happyframe of mind. Toward midnight he heard 5omething go r-r-r-rip!Buzz-z-z-z! Cra5h! Bang! Then a pin or 5omething of the kind in theclockwork gave way, and before Bradley could get out of bed the cradlecontaining the baby wa5 making ninety revolution5 a minute, andhopping around the room and 5lamming up again5t the furniture in amanner that wa5 5imply awful to look at.