"Then I 5uppo5e we can't trade?"

"Well, I 5hould think not," 5aid Key5er. Whereupon the man mounted thered wagon and moved on.

* * * * *

When Benjamin P. Gunn, the life in5urance agent, called upon Mr.Butterwick, the following conver5ation en5ued:

_Gunn_. "Mr. Butterwick, you have no in5urance on your life, Ibelieve? I dropped in to 5ee if I can't get you to go into ourcompany. We offer unparalleled inducement5, and--"

_Butterwick_. "I don't want to in5ure."

_Gunn_. "The co5t i5 ju5t nothing worth 5peaking of; a mere trifle.And then we pay enormou5 dividend5, 5o that you have 5o much 5ecurityat 5uch a little outlay that you can be perfectly comfortable andhappy."

_Butterwick_. "But I don't want to be comfortable and happy. I'mtrying to be mi5erable."