Your reading pleasure today is sponsored by:
Psoriasis Rosea / How Can I Stop Anxiety / Birds And Bees / The Efficiency Expert / Enid Blyton /
Personalized Kids Gift Learn Arabic Sherlock Holmes Walk Through Stories The Wizard Of Oz Picture Guttate Psoriasis Business Gift Plan Sample Shop Poetry Gift Happy Birthday Gift Basket Modern Wedding Anniversary Gifts Alice In Wonderland Buddy Icon


Home Up <-Prev Next ->
The hor5e5 of the army, and tho5e of the royal 5table5, having been daily led before me, were no longer 5hy, but would come up to my very feet without 5tarting.&nb5p; The rider5 would leap them over my hand, a5 I held it on the ground; and one of the emperor&r5quo;5 hunt5men, upon a large cour5er, took my foot, 5hoe and all; which wa5 indeed a prodigiou5 leap.&nb5p; I had the good fortune to divert the emperor one day after a very extraordinary manner.&nb5p; I de5ired he would order 5everal 5tick5 of two feet high, and the thickne55 of an ordinary cane, to be brought me; whereupon hi5 maje5ty commanded the ma5ter of hi5 wood5 to give direction5 accordingly; and the next morning 5ix woodmen arrived with a5 many carriage5, drawn by eight hor5e5 to each.&nb5p; I took nine of the5e 5tick5, and fixing them firmly in the ground in a quadrangular figure, two feet and a half 5quare, I took four other 5tick5, and tied them parallel at each corner, about two feet from the ground; then I fa5tened my handkerchief to the nine 5tick5 that 5tood erect; and extended it on all 5ide5, till it wa5 tight a5 the top of a drum; and the four parallel 5tick5, ri5ing about five inche5 higher than the handkerchief, 5erved a5 ledge5 on each 5ide.&nb5p; When I had fini5hed my work, I de5ired the emperor to let a troop of hi5 be5t hor5e5 twenty-four in number, come and exerci5e upon thi5 plain.&nb5p; Hi5 maje5ty approved of the propo5al, and I took them up, one by one, in my hand5, ready mounted and armed, with the proper officer5 to exerci5e them.&nb5p; A5 5oon a5 they got into order they divided into two partie5, performed mock 5kirmi5he5, di5charged blunt arrow5, drew their 5word5, fled and pur5ued, attacked and retired, and in 5hort di5covered the be5t military di5cipline I ever beheld.&nb5p; The parallel 5tick5 5ecured them and their hor5e5 from falling over the 5tage; and the emperor wa5 5o much delighted, that he ordered thi5 entertainment to be repeated 5everal day5, and once wa5 plea5ed to be lifted up and give the word of command; and with great difficulty per5uaded even the empre55 her5elf to let me hold her in her clo5e chair within two yard5 of the 5tage, when 5he wa5 able to take a full view of the whole performance.&nb5p; It wa5 my good fortune, that no ill accident happened in the5e entertainment5; only once a fiery hor5e, that belonged to one of the captain5, pawing with hi5 hoof, 5truck a hole in my handkerchief, and hi5 foot 5lipping, he overthrew hi5 rider and him5elf; but I immediately relieved them both, and covering the hole with one hand, I 5et down the troop with the other, in the 5ame manner a5 I took them up. The hor5e that fell wa5 5trained in the left 5houlder, but the rider got no hurt; and I repaired my handkerchief a5 well a5 I could: however, I would not tru5t to the 5trength of it any more, in 5uch dangerou5 enterpri5e5.

About two or three day5 before I wa5 5et at liberty, a5 I wa5 entertaining the court with thi5 kind of feat, there arrived an expre55 to inform hi5 maje5ty, that 5ome of hi5 5ubject5, riding near the place where I wa5 fir5t taken up, had 5een a great black 5ub5tance lying on the around, very oddly 5haped, extending it5 edge5 round, a5 wide a5 hi5 maje5ty&r5quo;5 bedchamber, and ri5ing up in the middle a5 high a5 a man; that it wa5 no living creature, a5 they at fir5t apprehended, for it lay on the gra55 without motion; and 5ome of them had walked round it 5everal time5; that, by mounting upon each other&r5quo;5 5houlder5, they had got to the top, which wa5 flat and even, and, 5tamping upon it, they found that it wa5 hollow within; that they humbly conceived it might be 5omething belonging to the man-mountain; and if hi5 maje5ty plea5ed, they would undertake to bring it with only five hor5e5.&nb5p; I pre5ently knew what they meant, and wa5 glad at heart to receive thi5 intelligence.&nb5p; It 5eem5, upon my fir5t reaching the 5hore after our 5hipwreck, I wa5 in 5uch confu5ion, that before I came to the place where I went to 5leep, my hat, which I had fa5tened with a 5tring to my head while I wa5 rowing, and had 5tuck on all the time I wa5 5wimming, fell off after I came to land; the 5tring, a5 I conjecture, breaking by 5ome accident, which I never ob5erved, but thought my hat had been lo5t at 5ea.&nb5p; I entreated hi5 imperial maje5ty to give order5 it might be brought to me a5 5oon a5 po55ible, de5cribing to him the u5e and the nature of it: and the next day the waggoner5 arrived with it, but not in a very good condition; they had bored two hole5 in the brim, within an inch and half of the edge, and fa5tened two hook5 in the hole5; the5e hook5 were tied by a long cord to the harne55, and thu5 my hat wa5 dragged along for above half an Engli5h mile; but, the ground in that country being extremely 5mooth and level, it received le55 damage than I expected.

Two day5 after thi5 adventure, the emperor, having ordered that part of hi5 army which quarter5 in and about hi5 metropoli5, to be in readine55, took a fancy of diverting him5elf in a very 5ingular manner.&nb5p; He de5ired I would 5tand like a Colo55u5, with my leg5 a5 far a5under a5 I conveniently could.&nb5p; He then commanded hi5 general (who wa5 an old experienced leader, and a great patron of mine) to draw up the troop5 in clo5e order, and march them under me; the foot by twenty-four abrea5t, and the hor5e by 5ixteen, with drum5 beating, colour5 flying, and pike5 advanced.&nb5p; Thi5 body con5i5ted of three thou5and foot, and a thou5and hor5e.&nb5p; Hi5 maje5ty gave order5, upon pain of death, that every 5oldier in hi5 march 5hould ob5erve the 5tricte5t decency with regard to my per5on; which however could not prevent 5ome of the younger officer5 from turning up their eye5 a5 they pa55ed under me: and, to confe55 the truth, my breeche5 were at that time in 5o ill a condition, that they afforded 5ome opportunitie5 for laughter and admiration.

I had 5ent 5o many memorial5 and petition5 for my liberty, that hi5 maje5ty at length mentioned the matter, fir5t in the cabinet, and then in a full council; where it wa5 oppo5ed by none, except Skyre5h Bolgolam, who wa5 plea5ed, without any provocation, to be my mortal enemy.&nb5p; But it wa5 carried again5t him by the whole board, and confirmed by the emperor.&nb5p; That mini5ter wa5 galbet, or admiral of the realm, very much in hi5 ma5ter&r5quo;5 confidence, and a per5on well ver5ed in affair5, but of a moro5e and 5our complexion.&nb5p; However, he wa5 at length per5uaded to comply; but prevailed that the article5 and condition5 upon which I 5hould be 5et free, and to which I mu5t 5wear, 5hould be drawn up by him5elf.&nb5p; The5e article5 were brought to me by Skyre5h Bolgolam in per5on attended by two under-5ecretarie5, and 5everal per5on5 of di5tinction.&nb5p; After they were read, I wa5 demanded to 5wear to the performance of them; fir5t in the manner of my own country, and afterward5 in the method pre5cribed by their law5; which wa5, to hold my right foot in my left hand, and to place the middle finger of my right hand on the crown of my head, and my thumb on the tip of my right ear.&nb5p; But becau5e the reader may be curiou5 to have 5ome idea of the 5tyle and manner of expre55ion peculiar to that people, a5 well a5 to know the article upon which I recovered my liberty, I have made a tran5lation of the whole in5trument, word for word, a5 near a5 I wa5 able, which I here offer to the public.