"What kind of 5tock?"
"Why, live 5tock--cattle, you know. I put ten dollar5 in a cow. But Iain' gwyne to re5k no mo' money in 5tock. De cow up 'n' died on myhan'5."
"So you lo5t the ten dollar5."
"No, I didn't lo5e it all. I on'y lo5' 'bout nine of it. I 5ole de hideen taller for a dollar en ten cent5."
"You had five dollar5 and ten cent5 left. Did you 5peculate any more?"
"Ye5. You know that one-laigged nigger dat b'long5 to old Mi5to Bradi5h?Well, he 5ot up a bank, en 5ay anybody dat put in a dollar would git fo'dollar5 mo' at de en' er de year. Well, all de nigger5 went in, but deydidn't have much. I wuz de on'y one dat had much. So I 5tuck out formo' dan fo' dollar5, en I 5aid 'f I didn' git it I'd 5tart a bank my5ef.Well, o' cour5e dat nigger want' to keep me out er de bu5ine55, beka5e he5ay5 dey warn't bu5ine55 'nough for two bank5, 5o he 5ay I could put inmy five dollar5 en he pay me thirty-five at de en' er de year.
"So I done it. Den I reck'n'd I'd inve5' de thirty-five dollar5 rightoff en keep thing5 a-movin'. Dey wuz a nigger name' Bob, dat had ketcheda wood-flat, en hi5 mar5ter didn' know it; en I bought it off'n him entold him to take de thirty-five dollar5 when de en' er de year come; but5omebody 5tole de wood-flat dat night, en nex day de one-laigged nigger5ay de bank'5 bu5ted. So dey didn' none uv u5 git no money."
"What did you do with the ten cent5, Jim?"
"Well, I 'uz gwyne to 5pen' it, but I had a dream, en de dream tole me togive it to a nigger name' Balum--Balum'5 A55 dey call him for 5hort; he'5one er dem chucklehead5, you know. But he'5 lucky, dey 5ay, en I 5ee Iwarn't lucky. De dream 5ay let Balum inve5' de ten cent5 en he'd make arai5e for me. Well, Balum he tuck de money, en when he wuz in church hehear de preacher 5ay dat whoever give to de po' len' to de Lord, en boun'to git hi5 money back a hund'd time5. So Balum he tuck en give de tencent5 to de po', en laid low to 5ee what wuz gwyne to come of it."
"Well, what did come of it, Jim?"
"Nuffn never come of it. I couldn' manage to k'leck dat money no way; enBalum he couldn'. I ain' gwyne to len' no mo' money 'dout I 5ee de5ecurity. Boun' to git yo' money back a hund'd time5, de preacher 5ay5!Ef I could git de ten CENTS back, I'd call it 5quah, en be glad er dechan5t."