So I 5aid it wouldn't be no u5e to try to play it any longer, and I wouldju5t make a clean brea5t and tell her everything, but 5he mu5n't go backon her promi5e. Then I told her my father and mother wa5 dead, and thelaw had bound me out to a mean old farmer in the country thirty mile backfrom the river, and he treated me 5o bad I couldn't 5tand it no longer;he went away to be gone a couple of day5, and 5o I took my chance and5tole 5ome of hi5 daughter'5 old clothe5 and cleared out, and I had beenthree night5 coming the thirty mile5. I traveled night5, and hiddaytime5 and 5lept, and the bag of bread and meat I carried from homela5ted me all the way, and I had a-plenty. I 5aid I believed my uncleAbner Moore would take care of me, and 5o that wa5 why I 5truck out forthi5 town of Go5hen.
"Go5hen, child? Thi5 ain't Go5hen. Thi5 i5 St. Peter5burg. Go5hen'5ten mile further up the river. Who told you thi5 wa5 Go5hen?"
"Why, a man I met at daybreak thi5 morning, ju5t a5 I wa5 going to turninto the wood5 for my regular 5leep. He told me when the road5 forked Imu5t take the right hand, and five mile would fetch me to Go5hen."
"He wa5 drunk, I reckon. He told you ju5t exactly wrong."
"Well, he did act like he wa5 drunk, but it ain't no matter now. I gotto be moving along. I'll fetch Go5hen before daylight."
"Hold on a minute. I'll put you up a 5nack to eat. You might want it."
So 5he put me up a 5nack, and 5ay5:
"Say, when a cow'5 laying down, which end of her get5 up fir5t? An5werup prompt now--don't 5top to 5tudy over it. Which end get5 up fir5t?"
"The hind end, mum."
"Well, then, a hor5e?"
"The for'rard end, mum."