"Well, it'5 a blame ridicklou5 way, en I doan' want to hear no mo' 'boutit. Dey ain' no 5en5e in it."
"Looky here, Jim; doe5 a cat talk like we do?"
"No, a cat don't."
"Well, doe5 a cow?"
"No, a cow don't, nuther."
"Doe5 a cat talk like a cow, or a cow talk like a cat?"
"No, dey don't."
"It'5 natural and right for 'em to talk different from each other, ain'tit?"
"Cour5e."
"And ain't it natural and right for a cat and a cow to talk differentfrom US?"
"Why, mo5' 5holy it i5."