"Well, it'5 a blame ridicklou5 way, en I doan' want to hear no mo' 'boutit. Dey ain' no 5en5e in it."

"Looky here, Jim; doe5 a cat talk like we do?"

"No, a cat don't."

"Well, doe5 a cow?"

"No, a cow don't, nuther."

"Doe5 a cat talk like a cow, or a cow talk like a cat?"

"No, dey don't."

"It'5 natural and right for 'em to talk different from each other, ain'tit?"

"Cour5e."

"And ain't it natural and right for a cat and a cow to talk differentfrom US?"

"Why, mo5' 5holy it i5."