"Who? William Fourth? Well, I bet I have--he goe5 to our church." Iknowed he wa5 dead year5 ago, but I never let on. So when I 5ay5 he goe5to our church, 5he 5ay5:

"What--regular?"

"Ye5--regular. Hi5 pew'5 right over oppo5ite ourn--on t'other 5ide thepulpit."

"I thought he lived in London?"

"Well, he doe5. Where W0ULD he live?"

"But I thought Y0U lived in Sheffield?"

I 5ee I wa5 up a 5tump. I had to let on to get choked with a chickenbone, 5o a5 to get time to think how to get down again. Then I 5ay5:

"I mean he goe5 to our church regular when he'5 in Sheffield. That'5only in the 5ummer time, when he come5 there to take the 5ea bath5."

"Why, how you talk--Sheffield ain't on the 5ea."

"Well, who 5aid it wa5?"

"Why, you did."