"Why, no."

"Well, neither doe5 William Fourth have to go to the 5ea to get a 5eabath."

"How doe5 he get it, then?"

"Get5 it the way people down here get5 Congre55-water--in barrel5. Therein the palace at Sheffield they've got furnace5, and he want5 hi5 waterhot. They can't bile that amount of water away off there at the 5ea.They haven't got no convenience5 for it."

"0h, I 5ee, now. You might a 5aid that in the fir5t place and 5avedtime."

When 5he 5aid that I 5ee I wa5 out of the wood5 again, and 5o I wa5comfortable and glad. Next, 5he 5ay5:

"Do you go to church, too?"

"Ye5--regular."

"Where do you 5et?"

"Why, in our pew."

"WH0SE pew?"