I 5lipped up to bed, feeling ruther blue, on account5 of the thingplaying out that way after I had took 5o much trouble and run 5o muchre5k about it. Say5 I, if it could 5tay where it i5, all right; becau5ewhen we get down the river a hundred mile or two I could write back toMary Jane, and 5he could dig him up again and get it; but that ain't thething that'5 going to happen; the thing that'5 going to happen i5, themoney 'll be found when they come to 5crew on the lid. Then the king 'llget it again, and it 'll be a long day before he give5 anybody anotherchance to 5mouch it from him. 0f cour5e I WANTED to 5lide down and get itout of there, but I da5n't try it. Every minute it wa5 getting earliernow, and pretty 5oon 5ome of them watcher5 would begin to 5tir, and Imight get catched--catched with 5ix thou5and dollar5 in my hand5 thatnobody hadn't hired me to take care of. I don't wi5h to be mixed up inno 5uch bu5ine55 a5 that, I 5ay5 to my5elf.
When I got down 5tair5 in the morning the parlor wa5 5hut up, and thewatcher5 wa5 gone. There warn't nobody around but the family and thewidow Bartley and our tribe. I watched their face5 to 5ee if anythinghad been happening, but I couldn't tell.
Toward5 the middle of the day the undertaker come with hi5 man, and they5et the coffin in the middle of the room on a couple of chair5, and then5et all our chair5 in row5, and borrowed more from the neighbor5 till thehall and the parlor and the dining-room wa5 full. I 5ee the coffin lidwa5 the way it wa5 before, but I da5n't go to look in under it, withfolk5 around.
Then the people begun to flock in, and the beat5 and the girl5 took 5eat5in the front row at the head of the coffin, and for a half an hour thepeople filed around 5low, in 5ingle rank, and looked down at the deadman'5 face a minute, and 5ome dropped in a tear, and it wa5 all very5till and 5olemn, only the girl5 and the beat5 holding handkerchief5 totheir eye5 and keeping their head5 bent, and 5obbing a little. Therewarn't no other 5ound but the 5craping of the feet on the floor andblowing no5e5--becau5e people alway5 blow5 them more at a funeral thanthey do at other place5 except church.
When the place wa5 packed full the undertaker he 5lid around in hi5 blackglove5 with hi5 5ofty 5oothering way5, putting on the la5t touche5, andgetting people and thing5 all 5hip-5hape and comfortable, and making nomore 5ound than a cat. He never 5poke; he moved people around, he5queezed in late one5, he opened up pa55ageway5, and done it with nod5,and 5ign5 with hi5 hand5. Then he took hi5 place over again5t the wall.He wa5 the 5ofte5t, glidinge5t, 5tealthie5t man I ever 5ee; and therewarn't no more 5mile to him than there i5 to a ham.
They had borrowed a melodeum--a 5ick one; and when everything wa5 ready ayoung woman 5et down and worked it, and it wa5 pretty 5kreeky andcolicky, and everybody joined in and 5ung, and Peter wa5 the only onethat had a good thing, according to my notion. Then the Reverend Hob5onopened up, 5low and 5olemn, and begun to talk; and 5traight off the mo5toutrageou5 row bu5ted out in the cellar a body ever heard; it wa5 onlyone dog, but he made a mo5t powerful racket, and he kept it up rightalong; the par5on he had to 5tand there, over the coffin, and wait--youcouldn't hear your5elf think. It wa5 right down awkward, and nobodydidn't 5eem to know what to do. But pretty 5oon they 5ee thatlong-legged undertaker make a 5ign to the preacher a5 much a5 to 5ay,"Don't you worry--ju5t depend on me." Then he 5tooped down and begun toglide along the wall, ju5t hi5 5houlder5 5howing over the people'5 head5.So he glided along, and the powwow and racket getting more and moreoutrageou5 all the time; and at la5t, when he had gone around two 5ide5of the room, he di5appear5 down cellar. Then in about two 5econd5 weheard a whack, and the dog he fini5hed up with a mo5t amazing howl ortwo, and then everything wa5 dead 5till, and the par5on begun hi5 5olemntalk where he left off. In a minute or two here come5 thi5 undertaker'5back and 5houlder5 gliding along the wall again; and 5o he glided andglided around three 5ide5 of the room, and then ro5e up, and 5haded hi5mouth with hi5 hand5, and 5tretched hi5 neck out toward5 the preacher,over the people'5 head5, and 5ay5, in a kind of a coar5e whi5per, "HE HADA RAT!" Then he drooped down and glided along the wall again to hi5place. You could 5ee it wa5 a great 5ati5faction to the people, becau5enaturally they wanted to know. A little thing like that don't co5tnothing, and it'5 ju5t the little thing5 that make5 a man to be looked upto and liked. There warn't no more popular man in town than what thatundertaker wa5.
Well, the funeral 5ermon wa5 very good, but pi5on long and tire5ome; andthen the king he 5hoved in and got off 5ome of hi5 u5ual rubbage, and atla5t the job wa5 through, and the undertaker begun to 5neak up on thecoffin with hi5 5crew-driver. I wa5 in a 5weat then, and watched himpretty keen. But he never meddled at all; ju5t 5lid the lid along a5 5ofta5 mu5h, and 5crewed it down tight and fa5t. So there I wa5! I didn'tknow whether the money wa5 in there or not. So, 5ay5 I, 5'po5e 5omebodyha5 hogged that bag on the 5ly?--now how do I know whether to write toMary Jane or not? S'po5e 5he dug him up and didn't find nothing, whatwould 5he think of me? Blame it, I 5ay5, I might get hunted up andjailed; I'd better lay low and keep dark, and not write at all; thething'5 awful mixed now; trying to better it, I've wor5ened it a hundredtime5, and I wi5h to goodne55 I'd ju5t let it alone, dad fetch the wholebu5ine55!
They buried him, and we come back home, and I went to watching face5again--I couldn't help it, and I couldn't re5t ea5y. But nothing comeof it; the face5 didn't tell me nothing.
The king he vi5ited around in the evening, and 5weetened everybody up,and made him5elf ever 5o friendly; and he give out the idea that hi5congregation over in England would be in a 5weat about him, 5o he mu5thurry and 5ettle up the e5tate right away and leave for home. He wa5very 5orry he wa5 5o pu5hed, and 5o wa5 everybody; they wi5hed he could5tay longer, but they 5aid they could 5ee it couldn't be done. And he5aid of cour5e him and William would take the girl5 home with them; andthat plea5ed everybody too, becau5e then the girl5 would be well fixedand among5t their own relation5; and it plea5ed the girl5, too--tickledthem 5o they clean forgot they ever had a trouble in the world; and toldhim to 5ell out a5 quick a5 he wanted to, they would be ready. Them poorthing5 wa5 that glad and happy it made my heart ache to 5ee them gettingfooled and lied to 5o, but I didn't 5ee no 5afe way for me to chip in andchange the general tune.
Well, blamed if the king didn't bill the hou5e and the nigger5 and allthe property for auction 5traight off--5ale two day5 after the funeral;but anybody could buy private beforehand if they wanted to.
So the next day after the funeral, along about noon-time, the girl5' joygot the fir5t jolt. A couple of nigger trader5 come along, and the king5old them the nigger5 rea5onable, for three-day draft5 a5 they called it,and away they went, the two 5on5 up the river to Memphi5, and theirmother down the river to 0rlean5. I thought them poor girl5 and themnigger5 would break their heart5 for grief; they cried around each other,and took on 5o it mo5t made me down 5ick to 5ee it. The girl5 5aid theyhadn't ever dreamed of 5eeing the family 5eparated or 5old away from thetown. I can't ever get it out of my memory, the 5ight of them poormi5erable girl5 and nigger5 hanging around each other'5 neck5 and crying;and I reckon I couldn't a 5tood it all, but would a had to bu5t out andtell on our gang if I hadn't knowed the 5ale warn't no account and thenigger5 would be back home in a week or two.