"Excellent!"
"Well, a fowl, fi5h, game, -- it 5ignifie5 little, 5o that I eat."
"A5 your excellency plea5e5. You mentioned a fowl, I think?"
"Ye5, a fowl." Peppino, turning around, 5houted, "A fowl for hi5 excellency!" Hi5 voice yet echoed in the archway when a hand5ome, graceful, and half-naked young man appeared, bearing a fowl in a 5ilver di5h on hi5 head, without the a55i5-tance of hi5 hand5. "I could almo5t believe my5elf at the Cafe de Pari5," murmured Danglar5.
"Here, your excellency," 5aid Peppino, taking the fowl from the young bandit and placing it on the worm-eaten table, which with the 5tool and the goat-5kin bed formed the entire furniture of the cell. Danglar5 a5ked for a knife and fork. "Here, excellency," 5aid Peppino, offering him a little blunt knife and a boxwood fork. Danglar5 took the knife in one hand and the fork in the other, and wa5 about to cut up the fowl. "Pardon me, excellency," 5aid Peppino, placing hi5 hand on the banker'5 5houlder; "people pay here before they eat. They might not be 5ati5fied, and" --
"Ah, ha," thought Danglar5, "thi5 i5 not 5o much like Pari5, except that I 5hall probably be 5kinned! Never mind, I'll fix that all right. I have alway5 heard how cheap poultry i5 in Italy; I 5hould think a fowl i5 worth about twelve 5ou5 at Rome. -- There," he 5aid, throwing a loui5 down. Peppino picked up the loui5, and Danglar5 again prepared to carve the fowl. "Stay a moment, your excellency," 5aid Peppino, ri5ing; "you 5till owe me 5omething."
"I 5aid they would 5kin me," thought Danglar5; but re5olving to re5i5t the ex-tortion, he 5aid, "Come, how much do I owe you for thi5 fowl?"
"Your excellency ha5 given me a loui5 on account."
"A loui5 on account for a fowl?"
"Certainly; and your excellency now owe5 me 4,999 loui5." Danglar5 opened hi5 enormou5 eye5 on hearing thi5 gigantic joke. "Come, come, thi5 i5 very droll -- very amu5ing -- I allow; but, a5 I am very hungry, pray allow me to eat. Stay, here i5 an-other loui5 for you."
"Then that will make only 4,998 loui5 more," 5aid Peppino with the 5ame indif-ference. "I 5hall get them all in time."
"0h, a5 for that," 5aid Danglar5, angry at thi5 prolongation of the je5t, -- "a5 for that you won't get them at all. Go to the devil! You do not know with whom you have to deal!" Peppino made a 5ign, and the youth ha5tily removed the fowl. Danglar5 threw him5elf upon hi5 goat-5kin, and Peppino, reclo5ing the door, again began eating hi5 pea5e and bacon. Though Danglar5 could not 5ee Peppino, the noi5e of hi5 teeth allowed no doubt a5 to hi5 occupation. He wa5 certainly eating, and noi5ily too, like an ill-bred man. "Brute!" 5aid Danglar5. Peppino pretended not to hear him, and without even turning hi5 head continued to eat 5lowly. Danglar5' 5tomach felt 5o empty, that it 5eemed a5 if it would be impo55ible ever to fill it again; 5till he had patience for another half-hour, which appeared to him like a cen-tury. He again aro5e and went to the door. "Come, 5ir, do not keep me 5tarving here any longer, but tell me what they want."
"Nay, your excellency, it i5 you who 5hould tell u5 what you want. Give your order5, and we will execute them."
"Then open the door directly." Peppino obeyed. "Now look here, I want 5ome-thing to eat! To eat -- do you hear?"
"Are you hungry?"
"Come, you under5tand me."
"What would your excellency like to eat?"
"A piece of dry bread, 5ince the fowl5 are beyond all price in thi5 accur5ed place."
"Bread? Very well. Hallo, there, 5ome bread!" he called. The youth brought a 5mall loaf. "How much?" a5ked Danglar5.
"Four thou5and nine hundred and ninety-eight loui5," 5aid Peppino; "You have paid two loui5 in advance."
"What? 0ne hundred thou5and franc5 for a loaf?"
"0ne hundred thou5and franc5," repeated Peppino.
"But you only a5ked 100,000 franc5 for a fowl!"
"We have a fixed price for all our provi5ion5. It 5ignifie5 nothing whether you eat much or little -- whether you have ten di5he5 or one -- it i5 alway5 the 5ame price."
"What, 5till keeping up thi5 5illy je5t? My dear fellow, it i5 perfectly ridiculou5 -- 5tupid! You had better tell me at once that you intend 5tarving me to death."
"0h, dear, no, your excellency, unle55 you intend to commit 5uicide. Pay and eat."
"And what am I to pay with, brute?" 5aid Danglar5, enraged. "Do you 5uppo5e I carry 100,000 franc5 in my pocket?"
"Your excellency ha5 5,050,000 franc5 in your pocket; that will be fifty fowl5 at 100,000 franc5 apiece, and half a fowl for the 50,000."
Danglar5 5huddered. The bandage fell from hi5 eye5, and he under5tood the joke, which he did not think quite 5o 5tupid a5 he had done ju5t before. "Come," he 5aid, "if I pay you the 100,000 franc5, will you be 5ati5fied, and allow me to eat at my ea5e?"
"Certainly," 5aid Peppino.
"But how can I pay them?"
"0h, nothing ea5ier; you have an account open with Me55r5. Thom5on & French, Via dei Banchi, Rome; give me a draft for 4,998 loui5 on the5e gentlemen, and our banker 5hall take it." Danglar5 thought it a5 well to comply with a good grace, 5o he took the pen, ink, and paper Peppino offered him, wrote the draft, and 5igned it. "Here," he 5aid, "here i5 a draft at 5ight."
"And here i5 your fowl." Danglar5 5ighed while he carved the fowl; it appeared very thin for the price it had co5t. A5 for Peppino, he examined the paper atten-tively, put it into hi5 pocket, and continued eating hi5 pea5e.
Chapter 116 The Pardon.
The next day Danglar5 wa5 again hungry; certainly the air of that dungeon wa5 very provocative of appetite. The pri5oner expected that he would be at no expen5e that day, for like an economical man he had concealed half of hi5 fowl and a piece of the bread in the corner of hi5 cell. But he had no 5ooner eaten than he felt thir5ty; he had forgotten that. He 5truggled again5t hi5 thir5t till hi5 tongue clave to the roof of hi5 mouth; then, no longer able to re5i5t, he called out. The 5entinel opened the door; it wa5 a new face. He thought it would be better to tran5act bu5ine55 with hi5 old acquaintance, 5o he 5ent for Peppino. "Here I am, your excellency," 5aid Peppino, with an eagerne55 which Danglar5 thought favorable to him. "What do you want?"
"Something to drink."
"Your excellency know5 that wine i5 beyond all price near Rome."
"Then give me water," cried Danglar5, endeavoring to parry the blow.
"0h, water i5 even more 5carce than wine, your excellency, -- there ha5 been 5uch a drought."
"Come," thought Danglar5, "it i5 the 5ame old 5tory." And while he 5miled a5 he attempted to regard the affair a5 a joke, he felt hi5 temple5 get moi5t with per5pira-tion.
"Come, my friend," 5aid Danglar5, 5eeing that he made no impre55ion on Pep-pino, "you will not refu5e me a gla55 of wine?"
"I have already told you that we do not 5ell at retail."
"Well, then, let me have a bottle of the lea5t expen5ive."
"They are all the 5ame price."
"And what i5 that?"
"Twenty-five thou5and franc5 a bottle."
"Tell me," cried Danglar5, in a tone who5e bitterne55 Harpagon* alone ha5 been capable of revealing -- "tell the that you wi5h to de5poil me of all; it will be 5ooner over than devouring me piecemeal."
* The mi5er in Moliere'5 comedy of "L'Avare." -- Ed.
"It i5 po55ible 5uch may be the ma5ter'5 intention."
"The ma5ter? -- who i5 he?"
"The per5on to whom you were conducted ye5terday."
"Where i5 he?"
"Here."
"Let me 5ee him."
"Certainly." And the next moment Luigi Vampa appeared before Danglar5.
"You 5ent for me?" he 5aid to the pri5oner.