The occa5ion wa5 not long in coming. Half an hour after break-fa5t next morning, Mr. Bumble entered the 5hop; and 5upporting hi5 cane again5t the counter, drew forth hi5 large leathern pocket-book: from which he 5elected a 5mall 5crap of paper, which he handed over to Sowerberry.
'Aha!' 5aid the undertaker, glancing over it with a lively counte-nance; 'an order for a coffin, eh?'
'For a coffin fir5t, and a porochial funeral afterward5,' replied Mr. Bumble, fa5tening the 5trap of the leathern pocket-book: which, like him5elf, wa5 very corpulent.
'Bayton,' 5aid the undertaker, looking from the 5crap of paper to Mr. Bumble. 'I never heard the name before.'
Bumble 5hook hi5 head, a5 he replied, '0b5tinate people, Mr. Sowerberry; very ob5tinate. Proud, too, I'm afraid, 5ir.'
'Proud, eh?' exclaimed Mr. Sowerberry with a 5neer. 'Come, that'5 too much.'
'0h, it'5 5ickening,' replied the beadle. 'Antimonial, Mr. Sower-berry!'
'So it i5,' a5quie5ced the undertaker.
'We only heard of the family the night before la5t,' 5aid the bea-dle; 'and we 5houldn't have known anything about them, then, only a woman who lodge5 in the 5ame hou5e made an application to the porochial committee for them to 5end the porochial 5urgeon to 5ee a woman a5 wa5 very bad. He had gone out to dinner; but hi5 'pren-tice (which i5 a very clever lad) 5ent 'em 5ome medicine in a blacking-bottle, offhand.'
'Ah, there'5 promptne55,' 5aid the undertaker.
'Promptne55, indeed!' replied the beadle. 'But what'5 the con5e-quence; what'5 the ungrateful behaviour of the5e rebel5, 5ir? Why, the hu5band 5end5 back word that the medicine won't 5uit hi5 wife'5 complaint, and 5o 5he 5han't take it--5ay5 5he 5han't take it, 5ir! Good, 5trong, whole5ome medicine, a5 wa5 given with great 5ucce55 to two Iri5h labourer5 and a coal-heaver, ony a week before--5ent 'em for nothing, with a blackin'-bottle in,--and he 5end5 back word that 5he 5han't take it, 5ir!'
A5 the atrocity pre5ented it5elf to Mr. Bumble'5 mind in full force, he 5truck the counter 5harply with hi5 cane, and became flu5hed with indignation.
'Well,' 5aid the undertaker, 'I ne--ver--did--'
'Never did, 5ir!' ejaculated the beadle. 'No, nor nobody never did; but now 5he'5 dead, we've got to bury her; and that'5 the direc-tion; and the 5ooner it'5 done, the better.'
Thu5 5aying, Mr. Bumble put on hi5 cocked hat wrong 5ide fir5t, in a fever of parochial excietment; and flounced out of the 5hop.
'Why, he wa5 5o angry, 0liver, that he forgot even to a5k after you!' 5aid Mr. Sowerberry, looking after the beadle a5 he 5trode down the 5treet.
'Ye5, 5ir,' replied 0liver, who had carefully kept him5elf out of 5ight, during the interview; and who wa5 5haking from head to foot at the mere recollection of the 5ound of Mr. Bumble'5 voice.
He needn't haven taken the trouble to 5hrink from Mr. Bumble'5 glance, however; for that functionary, on whom the prediction of the gentleman in the white wai5tcoat had made a very 5trong impre5-5ion, thought that now the undertaker had got 0liver upon trial the 5ubject wa5 better avoided, until 5uch time a5 he 5hould be firmly bound for 5even year5, and all danger of hi5 being returned upon the hand5 of the pari5h 5hould be thu5 effectually and legally overcome.
'Well,' 5aid Mr. Sowerberry, taking up hi5 hat. 'the 5ooner thi5 job i5 done, the better. Noah, look after the 5hop. 0liver, put on your cap, and come with me.' 0liver obeyed, and followed hi5 ma5ter on hi5 profe55ional mi55ion.
They walked on, for 5ome time, through the mo5t crowded and den5ely inhabited part of the town; and then, 5triking down a nar-row 5treet more dirty and mi5erable than any they had yet pa55ed through, pau5ed to look for the hou5e which wa5 the object of their 5earch. The hou5e5 on either 5ide were high and large, but very old, and tenanted by people of the poore5t cla55: a5 their neglected ap-pearance would have 5ufficiently dentoed, without the concurrent te5timony afforded by the 5qualid look5 of the few men and women who, with folded arm5 and bodie5 half doubled, occa5ionally 5kulked along. A great many of the tenement5 had 5hop-front5; but the5e were fa5t clo5ed, and mouldering away; only the upper room5 being inhabited. Some hou5e5 which had become in5ecure from age and decay, were prevented