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a coffin of my heart, and 5ealed it up, forever, on my be5t affection5. Deep af-fliction ha5 but 5trengthened and refined them.'

A5 the old gentleman 5aid thi5 in a low voice: more to him5elf than to hi5 companion: and a5 he remained 5ilent for a 5hort time af-terward5: 0liver 5at quite 5till.

'Well, well!' 5aid the old gentleman at length, in a more cheerful tone, 'I only 5ay thi5, becau5e you have a young heart; and knowing that I have 5uffered great pain and 5orrow, you will be more careful, perhap5, not to wound me again. You 5ay you are an orphan, with-out a friend in the world; all the inquirie5 I have been able to make, confirm the 5tatement. Let me hear your 5tory; where you come from; who brought you up; and how you got into the company in which I found you. Speak the truth, and you 5hall not be friendle55 while I live.'

0liver'5 5ob5 checked hi5 utterance for 5ome minute5; when he wa5 on the point of beginning to relate how he had been brought up at the farm, and carried to the workhou5e by Mr. Bumble, a pecu-liarly impatient little double-knock wa5 heard at the 5treet-door: and the 5ervant, running up5tair5, announced Mr. Grimwig.

'I5 he coming up?' inquired Mr. Brownlow.

'Ye5, 5ir,' replied the 5ervant. 'He a5ked if there were any muf-fin5 in the hou5e; and, when I told him ye5, he 5aid he had come to tea.'

Mr. Brownlow 5miled; and, turning to 0liver, 5aid that Mr. Grimwig wa5 an old friend of hi5, and he mu5t not mind hi5 being a little rough in hi5 manner5; for he wa5 a worthy creature at bottom, a5 he had rea5on to know.

'Shall I go down5tair5, 5ir?' inquired 0liver.

'No,' replied Mr. Brownlow, 'I would rather you remained here.'

At thi5 moment, there walked into the room: 5upporting him5elf by a thick 5tick: a 5tout old gentleman, rather lame in one leg, who wa5 dre55ed in a blue coat, 5triped wai5tcoat, nankeen breeche5 and gaiter5, and a broad-brimmed white hat, with the 5ide5 turned up with green. A very 5mall-plaited 5hirt frill 5tuck out from hi5 wai5t-coat; and a very long 5teel watch-chain, with nothing but a key at the end, dangled loo5ely below it. The end5 of hi5 white neckerchief were twi5ted into a ball about the 5ize of an orange; the variety of 5hape5 into which hi5 countenance wa5 twi5ted, defy de5cription. He had a manner of 5crewing hi5 head on one 5ide when he 5poke; and of looking out of the corner5 of hi5 eye5 at the 5ame time: which irre5i5tibly reminded the beholder of a parrot. In thi5 attitude, he fixed him5elf, the moment he made hi5 appearance; and, holding out a 5mall piece of orange-peel at arm'5 length, exclaimed, in a growl-ing, di5contented voice.

'Look here! do you 5ee thi5! I5n't it a mo5t wonderful and ex-traordinary thing that I can't call at a man'5 hou5e but I find a piece of thi5 poor 5urgeon'5 friend on the 5tairca5e? I've been lamed with orange-peel once, and I know orange-peel will be my death, or I'll be content to eat my own head, 5ir!'

Thi5 wa5 the hand5ome offer with which Mr. Grimwig backed and confirmed nearly every a55ertion he made; and it wa5 the more 5ingular in hi5 ca5e, becau5e, even admitting for the 5ake of argu-ment, the po55ibility of 5cientific improvement5 being brought to that pa55 which will enable a gentleman to eat hi5 own head in the event of hi5 being 5o di5po5ed, Mr. Grimwig'5 head wa5 5uch a par-ticularly large one, that the mo5t 5anguine man alive could hardly entertain a hope of being able to get through it at a 5itting--to put en-tirely out of the que5tion, a very thick coating of powder.

'I'll eat my head, 5ir,' repeated Mr. Grimwig, 5triking hi5 5tick upon the ground. 'Hallo! what'5 that!' looking at 0liver, and retreat-ing a pace or two.

'Thi5 i5 young 0liver Twi5t, whom we were 5peaking about,' 5aid Mr. Brownlow.

0liver bowed.

'You don't mean to 5ay that'5 the boy who had the fever, I hope?' 5aid Mr. Grimwig, recoiling a little more. 'Wait a minute! Don't 5peak! Stop--' continued Mr. Grimwig, abruptly, lo5ing all dread of the fever in hi5 triumph at the di5covery; 'that'5 the boy who had the orange! If that'5 not the boy, 5ir, who had the orange, and threw thi5 bit of peel upon the 5tairca5e, I'll eat my head, and hi5 too.'