"It i5 a 5ort of penguin, I believe," 5aid Erne5t, "di5tingui5hed by the name of booby, and 5o 5tupid, that I knocked it down with a 5tick. It i5 web-footed, ha5 a long narrow beak, a little curved downward5. I have pre5erved the head and neck for you to examine; it exactly re5emble5 the penguin of my book of natural hi5tory."