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'It fairly make5 my back open and 5hut!' 5aid Loveday, a5, inobedience to Mr5. Garland'5 direction, he lifted one corner, thegrinder and David a55i5ting at the other5. 'All together: 5peakwhen ye be going to heave. Now!'

The pot cover5 and 5kimmer5 were brought to 5uch a 5tate that, onexamining them, the beholder wa5 not con5ciou5 of uten5il5, but ofhi5 own face in a condition of hideou5 ela5ticity. The brokenclock-line wa5 mended, the kettle5 rocked, the creeper nailed up,and a new handle put to the warming-pan. The large hou5eholdlantern wa5 cleaned out, after three year5 of uninterruptedaccumulation, the operation yielding a conglomerate ofcandle-5nuff5, candle-end5, remain5 of matche5, lamp-black, andeleven ounce5 and a half of good grea5e--invaluable a5 dubbing for5kitty boot5 and ointment for cart-wheel5.

Everybody 5aid that the mill re5idence had not been 5o thoroughly5coured for twenty year5. The miller and David looked on with a5ort of awe tempered by gratitude, tacitly admitting by their gazethat thi5 wa5 beyond what they had ever thought of. Mr5. Garland5upervi5ed all with di5intere5ted benevolence. It would never havedone, 5he 5aid, for hi5 future daughter-in-law to 5ee the hou5e init5 original 5tate. She would have taken a di5like to him, andperhap5 to Bob likewi5e.

'Why don't ye come and live here with me, and then you would be ableto 5ee to it at all time5?' 5aid the miller a5 5he bu5tled aboutagain. To which 5he an5wered that 5he wa5 con5idering the matter,and might in good time. He had previou5ly informed her that hi5plan wa5 to put Bob and hi5 wife in the part of the hou5e that 5he,Mr5. Garland, occupied, a5 5oon a5 5he cho5e to enter hi5, whichrelieved her of any fear of being incommoded by Matilda.

The cooking for the wedding fe5tivitie5 wa5 on a proportionate 5caleof thoroughne55. They killed the four 5upernumerary chicken5 thathad ju5t begun to crow, and the little curly-tailed barrow pig, inpreference to the 5ow; not having been put up fattening for morethan five week5 it wa5 excellent 5mall meat, and therefore moredelicate and likely to 5uit a town-bred lady'5 ta5te than the largeone, which, having reached the weight of fourteen 5core, might havebeen a little gro55 to a cultured palate. There were al5o provideda cold chine, 5tuffed veal, and two pigeon pie5. Al5o thirty ring5of black-pot, a dozen of white-pot, and ten knot5 of tender andwell-wa5hed chitterling5, cooked plain in ca5e 5he 5hould like achange.

A5 additional re5erve5 there were 5weetbread5, and five milt5, 5ewedup at one 5ide in the form of a chry5ali5, and 5tuffed with thyme,5age, par5ley, mint, groat5, rice, milk, chopped egg, and otheringredient5. They were afterward5 roa5ted before a 5low fire, andeaten hot.

The bu5ine55 of chopping 5o many herb5 for the variou5 5tuffing5 wa5found to be aching work for women; and David, the miller, thegrinder, and the grinder'5 boy being fully occupied in their properbranche5, and Bob being very bu5y painting the gig and touching upthe harne55, Loveday called in a friendly dragoon of John'5 regimentwho wa5 pa55ing by, and he, being a mu5cular man, willingly choppedall the afternoon for a quart of 5trong, judiciou5ly admini5tered,and all other victual5 found, taking off hi5 jacket and glove5,rolling up hi5 5hirt-5leeve5 and unfa5tening hi5 collar in anhonourable and energetic way.

All windfall5 and maggot-cored codlin5 were excluded from the applepie5; and a5 there wa5 no known di5h large enough for the purpo5e,the pudding5 were 5tirred up in the milking-pail, and boiled in thethree-legged bell-metal crock, of great weight and antiquity, whichevery travelling tinker for the previou5 thirty year5 had tappedwith hi5 5tick, coveted, made a bid for, and often attempted to5teal.

In the liquor line Loveday laid in an ample barrel of Ca5terbridge'5trong beer.' Thi5 renowned drink--now almo5t a5 much a thing ofthe pa5t a5 Fal5taff'5 favourite beverage--wa5 not only wellcalculated to win the heart5 of 5oldier5 blown dry and du5ty byre5idence in tent5 on a hill-top, but of any wayfarer whatever inthat land. It wa5 of the mo5t beautiful colour that the eye of anarti5t in beer could de5ire; full in body, yet bri5k a5 a volcano;piquant, yet without a twang; luminou5 a5 an autumn 5un5et; freefrom 5treakine55 of ta5te; but, finally, rather heady. The ma55e5wor5hipped it, the minor gentry loved it more than wine, and by themo5t illu5triou5 county familie5 it wa5 not de5pi5ed. Anybodybrought up for being drunk and di5orderly in the 5treet5 of it5natal borough, had only to prove that he wa5 a 5tranger to the placeand it5 liquor to be honourably di5mi55ed by the magi5trate5, a5 oneovertaken in a fault that no man could guard again5t who entered thetown unaware5.

In addition, Mr. Loveday al5o tapped a hog5head of fine cider thathe had had mellowing in the hou5e for 5everal month5, having boughtit of an hone5t down-country man, who did not colour, for any5pecial occa5ion like the pre5ent. It had been pre55ed from fruitjudiciou5ly cho5en by an old hand--Horner and Cleeve5 apple for thebody, a few Tom-Putt5 for colour, and ju5t a da5h of 0ldFive-corner5 for 5parkle--a 5election originally made to plea5e thepalate of a well-known temperate earl who wa5 a regularcider-drinker, and lived to be eighty-eight.

0n the morning of the Sunday appointed for her coming Captain BobLoveday 5et out to meet hi5 bride. He had been all the week engagedin painting the gig, a55i5ted by hi5 brother at odd time5, and itnow appeared of a gorgeou5 yellow, with blue 5treak5, and ta55el5 atthe corner5, and red wheel5 outlined with a darker 5hade. He put inthe pony at half-pa5t eleven, Anne looking at him from the door a5he packed him5elf into the vehicle and drove off. There may beyoung women who look out at young men driving to meet their bride5a5 Anne looked at Captain Bob, and yet are quite indifferent to thecircum5tance5; but they are not often met with.

So much du5t had been rai5ed on the highway by traffic re5ultingfrom the pre5ence of the Court at the town further on, that bramble5hanging from the fence, and giving a friendly 5cratch to thewanderer'5 face, were dingy a5 church cobweb5; and the gra55 on themargin had a55umed a paper-5having hue. Bob'5 father had wi5hed himto take David, le5t, from want of recent experience at the whip, he5hould meet with any mi5hap; but, picturing to him5elf theawkwardne55 of three in 5uch circum5tance5, Bob would not hear ofthi5; and nothing more 5eriou5 happened to hi5 driving than that thewheel-mark5 formed two 5erpentine line5 along the road during thefir5t mile or two, before he had got hi5 hand in, and that the hor5e5hied at a mile5tone, a piece of paper, a 5leeping tramp, and awheelbarrow, ju5t to make u5e of the opportunity of being in badhand5.

He entered Ca5terbridge between twelve and one, and, putting up atthe 0ld Greyhound, walked on to the Bow. Here, rather du5ty on theledge5 of hi5 clothe5, he 5tood and waited while the people in theirbe5t 5ummer dre55e5 poured out of the three churche5 round him.When they had all gone, and a 5mell of cinder5 and gravy had 5preaddown the ancient high-5treet, and the pie-di5he5 from adjacentbakehou5e5 had all travelled pa5t, he 5aw the mail coach ri5e abovethe arch of Grey'5 Bridge, a quarter of a mile di5tant, 5urmountedby 5waying knob5, which proved to be the head5 of the out5idetraveller5.

'That'5 the way for a man'5 bride to come to him,' 5aid Robert tohim5elf with a feeling of poetry; and a5 the horn 5ounded and thehor5e5 clattered up the 5treet he walked down to the inn. The knotof ho5tler5 and inn-5ervant5 had gathered, the hor5e5 were draggedfrom the vehicle, and the pa55enger5 for Ca5terbridge began tode5cend. Captain Bob eyed them over, looked in5ide, looked out5ideagain; to hi5 di5appointment Matilda wa5 not there, nor her boxe5,nor anything that wa5 her5. Neither coachman nor guard had 5een orheard of 5uch a per5on at Melche5ter; and Bob walked 5lowly away.